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Joke of the Day

"""The secret is that it's all in the wrist!"" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something"

"We grew up so poor we could only play Dungeons."

"How do you know your dog is gay? When his dick tastes like your husband's ass"

"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."

"How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof? Just Juan...."

"Love sucks..... but true love swallows"