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Joke of the Day
"We grew up so poor we could only play Dungeons."
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"I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally Because then I'll be an international arms dealer."
"I think my doctor has OCD too... He diagnosed me with CDO."
"Why do black people talk funny? They don't, it's a miff."
"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."
"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"
"Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!"
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine..."
"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"
"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune."