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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"
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"Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!"
"Sedated, cheese-loving, Northern Ed Miliband... and Gromit."
"So three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi.... A condom them floats up from the bottom of the jacuzzi. At that point one of them says, ""Who farted?"""
"Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?"
"DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now? D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!"
"What is your favorite ""My dick is so big.."" joke? Mine is, ""My dick is so big that, at the movie theater, popcorn comes in small, medium, large and my dick."""
"What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe."
"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."
"I was told that at birth I had a choice between perfect memory or a big penis. ""I fucking remember"" i replied"