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Joke of the Day

"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts"

"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!!!"

"Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set? his lips were Thor"

"Baby's first cigarette!"

"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."

"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"

"When somebody unfollows me, I want to go on a shopping spree and walk into their house while holding bags and say, ""Big mistake. Big. Huge!"""