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Joke of the Day

"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."

"Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke..."

"What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut? ctrl + C"

"While we are on the offensive jokes, here's mine:""What's better than fucking a 13 year old boy against a barbwire fence?"" ""Nothing"""

"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."

"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."

"I don't get why I have to wash my hands after masterbating. It's not like my dick's been anywhere. Edit: yeah I suck at spelling. And it's supposed to mean I never have sex"

"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer? The former builds weapons, the latter targets"

"Golfer: ""That can't be my ball caddy. It looks far too old."" Caddy: ""It's a long time since we started sir."""