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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your dog is gay? When his dick tastes like your husband's ass"
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"GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything PEOPLE: We [pug walks by] GOD: What...the HELL...is that"
"It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?"
"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"
"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"
"How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb? None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!"
"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"
"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."
"I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins, a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches."
"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""