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"1000 shrinks donate hair samples to create genetically optimized SuperShrink for Donald Trump He he..."
"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."
"So I went to the doctor's office today. He tells me I need to stop masturbating. I ask him why, is my heart to weak, or something? He says ""no, im trying to examine you.."
"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."
"If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass."
"My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!! PLEASE do not tell my husband"
"Wife: ""Oh my God! You really ONLY hear what you want!"" Me: ""Thanks! I've been working out!"""
"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."