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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it."
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"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Disappointment."
"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."
"[speaking at an AA meeting] Me: You'll find the transition from hard liquor to hard drugs expensive, but very rewarding *everyone cheers*"
"What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime."
"there should be a pill that makes you feel the kind of happiness you get when you play with puppies"
"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"
"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"
"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"