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Joke of the Day
"Love sucks..... but true love swallows"
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"I don't believe in telling little girls they're beautiful. Or little boys. Anybody, really. The human body is truly disgusting."
"Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 934 pounds."
"Will we just know how to play the harp in heaven, or do we need to arrange lessons beforehand?"
"I sing in the shower. I think I sound pretty good. The other people in the gym don't agree."
"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."
"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."
"shoot for the moon, even if u miss u'll forever be the one peopel point at and whispre ""thats the idiot who shot literal bulets at the moon"""
"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."
"My wife & I play this sexy game where she dresses up like a schoolgirl, then I dress up like a schoolgirl then we sit down & learn fractions"