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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."

"My son block me on Facebook I could have used protection and block him from birth."

"He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table. It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there."

"Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight."

"Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? He had an antonym."

"Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"

"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"

"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."

"I have a new Obama joke, but... not many people approve."