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Joke of the Day
"Can putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"
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"What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien."
"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other.... ""You know how to drive this thing?"""
"I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop."
"What do an old cars and pasta have in common? They're both al dente."
"What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils? A whisk taker."
"You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon? Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money"
"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""
"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"
"My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever."