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Joke of the Day
"Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight."
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"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)"
"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."
"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"
"What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car? A rental car can go anywhere"
"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."
"I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation."
"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."