196314
Joke of the Day
"Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? He had an antonym."
Next Joke
"I can't believe how many people don't know the opposites of these words - always - coming - from - take - me - down"
"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!"
"Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars? For proper gander purposes."
"Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect."
"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."
"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."
"My TV makes me wonder what song Samsung."
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."