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Joke of the Day
"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."
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"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots."
"Stop correcting my vodkabulary"
"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"
"My daughter turns 3 today. Due to our tight budget, we're not telling her."
"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"
"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"
"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."
"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"