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Joke of the Day
"My son block me on Facebook I could have used protection and block him from birth."
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"I became a proud dad today My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."
"What is Moses's favorite beer? Busch Light."
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"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people"
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