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Joke of the Day

"If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!"

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"Dating tip: if you want a girl to hold you tight, start pushing her off a cliff."

"My Social Life 404"

"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"Did you hear about the Coldplay concert in China last weekend? It was all yellow."

"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""

"Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard."

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."