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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"When someone stands next to me at the urinals, I can't pee because I'm nervous they'll see the kitten I keep in my pants."

"What music does a balloon really hate? Pop"

"I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring."

"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're probably assembling furniture from IKEA."

"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""

"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."