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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."

"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"

"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"

"I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory"

"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."

"Newtonian physics are a good approximation for big objects that move slowly Like your mom"

"My pee tells me I'm probably dehydrated this morning which makes no sense at all because I'm pretty sure I drank enough last night."

"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "

"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."