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Joke of the Day

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."

"The New York Mets."

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."

"I don't know how to spell Armaggedon But who cares - it's not the end of the world!"

"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"

"Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better"

"The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter."

"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags? A Pillow Fight"

"So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar Just kidding"

"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"