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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Coldplay concert in China last weekend? It was all yellow."
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"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."
"I love kids...But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!? I don't let people touch my new iPhone"
"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."
"I was walking though a forest With a young girl the other night and she said ""I'm scared"" I said ""Your scared, I've gotta walk back on my own"""
"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."
"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees."
"What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire? Baked beans"