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Joke of the Day

"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"

"I'm making a documentary show about the different jobs in the air travel industry. The first episode is about the flight attendants."

"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"

"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding."

"I was trying to find my flying drone Then it hit me"

"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes"