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Joke of the Day

"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."

"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?"

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"What's black and blue all over and hates sex? The five year old in my trunk."

"A Prostitute offered me holy water the other day... Still not sure what hole it came from."

"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"

"Why did the Redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"I was addicted to freezing poultry. I had to go cold turkey."

"Why is Rose sad? Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7."