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Joke of the Day
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
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"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."
"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""
"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
"'I Now Pronounce You Man and WiFi'"
"I just opened a Capri Sun in the dark, sup ladies"
"Three guys walk in to a bar... The 4th one ducks"
"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"
"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"
"Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website? He was looking for the perfect match."