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Joke of the Day

"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."

"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."

"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"

"did you know they are planning a sequel to fifty shades of grey in which both leads are played by men? they are gonna call it fifty shades of gay"

"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denimdenimdenim"

"Did you hear about those two gay cannibals? I hear they're having a ball."

"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."