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Joke of the Day

"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""

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"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"
"This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people."
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"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"
"Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'. Food will obviously be something to die for."