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Joke of the Day

"She:Hey,Whats up? Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin'? M:Nutshells. S:Really?Fine.What's poppin? M:Corn. *Blocked*"

"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."

"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles."

"Pronounce it ""Valentimes Day"" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face."

"Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !"

"What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan."

"What's the best class in school if you want to be a doctor? Weight training, it gives you the most patients."

"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."

"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE""?"

"What do boats and fourier transforms have in common? Both sinc when rect."