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Joke of the Day

"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"

"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."

"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"

"Bad news: none of the fireworks at the Trump rally misfired and killed me!"

"Some people say waking up in the morning is really hard... Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing for me!"

"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"

"Since I started dating my girlfriend half a year ago I became a millionaire 6 months ago I was a billionaire."

"How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door."

"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."

"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""