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Joke of the Day

"Three guys walk in to a bar... The 4th one ducks"

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"

"Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one!"

"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"

"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"

"It was recently revealed that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness. Scary shit. It means 75% are running around untreated."

"What should I buy for dinner? I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke."

"What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick? M'alady"

"Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower? Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu"

"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"