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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
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"I shat on my girlfriends roof. I need to wipe the slate clean."
"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."
"What do you call a comedian who couldn't make it? Pun intended."
"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""
"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."
"Two back desk orchestral players go fishing And one falls out of the boat. He screams: ""help, I don't know how to swim!"" His partner replies: ""just fake it!"""
"Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."
"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."
"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."