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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
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"Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me: Let's do something that will look great here but I'll have no chance of replicating at home"
"What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products? Lack-toes Intolerance."
"[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA."
"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"
"Why fart and waste it? When you can burp and taste it."
"I spent the last hour molding a little man out of Starbursts and now I have to explain to him about death."
"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."