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Joke of the Day
"I bought an iBoat and it's syncing!"
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"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"
"My parties got a hundred times better when I realized if I didn't invite anybody I could eat all the snacks."
"My Starbucks guy just said, ""Looks like you had a rough night!"" ...I didn't even go out."
"I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!! I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile."
"Kanye name his son North West, So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top. And a little to the left"
"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"
"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"
"Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up."
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."