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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"

"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim"

"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar ... and disappeared with a poof"

"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""

"Dont't drink and drive, it's very... whisky!"