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Joke of the Day
"My Starbucks guy just said, ""Looks like you had a rough night!"" ...I didn't even go out."
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"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."
"When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."
"How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw... MEEEOOOW!"
"According to the NSA, most of my calls are me saying, ""I forgot what you told me to pick up at the store."""
"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."
"What do tornadoes and blondes have in common? When they show up there's a lot of sucking and blowing, but when they're gone, your house and car are gone too."
"*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people"
"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"
"Why do Asian females have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable. Heard this from a friend."