199145
Joke of the Day
"My Starbucks guy just said, ""Looks like you had a rough night!"" ...I didn't even go out."
Next Joke
"So I was at the bar the other night exchanging pleasantries with an attractive woman. She said she would like to read my palm... Okay! She takes my hand and asks... ""Do you come here often?"""
"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."
"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"
"What is the difference between a feminist and a machist? The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first."
"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."
"When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days."
"If you woke up in the woods with a condom in your ass and no recollection of the night before, would you report it? No? Wanna go camping?"
"TIL that a baby can recognize its mother's heartbeat due to how much time they spent inside their mom I can also recognize your mom's heartbeat."
"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."