200219

Joke of the Day

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"

"Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is."

"Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?"

"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."

"Quite a few people aren't aware that I studied abroad for a year. Alas, she didn't teach me anything I didn't already know."

"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"

"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."

"Roses are dead, violets are dead, ... I'm a bad gardener"

"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"

"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."