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Joke of the Day
"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"
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"why cant Ray Charles see his friends?? Because he's married."
"what's the difference between a slut and a bitch a slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me ;P"
"Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend? Because every day is a sadder-day."
"I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques... It was riveting."
"""Make yourself at home."" they say, then it's ""Ma'am please put your bra back on."" Make up your mind, library story time, make up your mind!"
"What do you call a badly cooked beef? A misteak."
"What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you. [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]"
"Why did the kitchen cross the road? Because there was a woman on the other side."
"Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies."