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Joke of the Day
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
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"What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together."
"Yesterday, I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going over the phone.... He said ""Can't complain""."
"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"
"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"Take a chill pill? I had a friend overdose on chill pills you insensitive prick!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !"
"When it comes to making jokes about heart palpitations I never skip a beat"
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""