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Joke of the Day

"Kanye name his son North West, So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top. And a little to the left"

"Man at the dog park: Who's a good girl? WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL???? Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*"

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a hooker."

"Small girl: I'd buy that dog but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why all four of them touch the floor."

"90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming."

"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!"

"Why do drug dealers hate prostitutes? Because prostitutes can wash their crack and sell it again."

"Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name? Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue."

"What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names."

"How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door? Just one if its lochte'd"