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Joke of the Day

"My parties got a hundred times better when I realized if I didn't invite anybody I could eat all the snacks."

"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"

"What's green and german? Snotzis."

"Thinks face-book should add a big fat FUCK YOU button!"

"I was chatting with a deaf person on omegle. He asked me ""ASL?""."

"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""

"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."

"How do women defy the laws of physics? The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!"

"Date: ""You're very tall! Do you play basketball?"" Me: ""You're very fat. Are you a sumo wrestler?"""