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Joke of the Day
"I hate when someone calls me arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me."
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"What do black people drink during the Holiday Season? Nignog"
"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."
"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face."
"My ex wife asked me to check on her house while she was on vacation.... Google Earth says everything is just fine."
"Boobs without nipples They're pointless."
"The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying."
"""A mind is a terrible thing to waste."" A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner."
"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."