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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."

"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."

"How did hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis"

"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"

"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"

"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"

"Why are women such bad drivers? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8"" is."

"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."