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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."

"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""

"How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies."

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"

"How are women and rocks alike? You skip the flat ones."

"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."

"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."

"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."

"What is it? It has wings, but it doesn't fly, it has a beak, but it doesn't peck, it has legs, but it doesn't walk. What is it? A dead crow"

"A Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost him bartender says ""For you no charge""."