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Joke of the Day

"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."

"Jesus said that he'd get rid of evil people, whereas Norse gods said they'd get rid of frost giants. nnI don't see many frost giants around."

"I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. -Tom Cotter"

"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."

"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses around."

"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."

"My grandfather was a fantastic fisherman... they used to call him the ""Master-Baiter""."

"I gain a lot of calories when I go to nutrition class... because it's so damn dry."

"What's the worlds strongest animal? A 'buff'alo"