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Joke of the Day
"Boobs without nipples They're pointless."
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"I want a hair cut please. Certainly which one !"
"A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool."
"What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool? Marco Polio"
"Mike: I'm really glad I wasn't born in France. Jim: Why? Mike: I can't speak French."
"I thought I had a Twitter Crush but his wife thought otherwise"
"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."
"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing."
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."