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Joke of the Day
"How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail."
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"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."
"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""
"""Harry Potter"" is pretty much ""Sex And The City"" for people who will never have sex, in any city."
"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."
"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."
"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line."
"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."
"If you think Pi is 3142, then you're missing the point."
"Doctor Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!"