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Joke of the Day

"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line."

"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much But in the end it doesn't even matter"

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex"

"Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed? He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral."

"I saw in the newspaper that my town was searching for a pedophile. I called in thinking I could help but it turns out that it wasn't actually a job opening."

"The Australian Cricket Team."

"Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already."

"Remember, if you gently caress a State Trooper's cheek they gotta let you go without a ticket."

"Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1"