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Joke of the Day
"If you think Pi is 3142, then you're missing the point."
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"My mom told me to quit smoking weed But I said fuck it I do what I marijuana"
"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."
"Interviewer: ""Why do you want to be a librarian?"" Me: ""I like telling people to be quiet."""
"Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back."
"me: ""leave the door ajar on your way out"" jam salesman: [visibly confused]"
"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"
"I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa did. and not screaming like the passengers in the backseat."
"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"
"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."