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Joke of the Day

"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."

"Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off? The hip replacement guy. /dad"

"My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. Pero no soy un rata."

"E.T.'s last name was ""Cetera"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth."

"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"

"I had no idea how long ago 1997 was when I was living it."

"ME: genie, i wish i was dead GENIE: [makes me dead then brings me back to life] ok u have two wishes left ME: i dont think u understood"