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Joke of the Day

"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."

"How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?"

"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."

"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"

"Why did the boy eat his homework? His dog died."

"Be nice to kids. Seriously, they have guns now."

"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."

"How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? Mind yer own fuckin' business!"

"What do a thong bikini and Donald's Trump's hair have in common. They both barely cover the asshole. (gota give Seth Myer credit for this one)."

"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."