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Joke of the Day
"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."
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"Why is Apple donating money to cancer research? ""Cancer stole our jobs!"""
"Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?"
"So my software came in today ... My mom asked if it was the curtains she ordered. I opened the box and turned around. ""Nope, just my Windows."" edit: [windows](https://i.imgur.com/niu6mMM.jpg)"
"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"
"Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right"
"Two sheep are in a field... One says ""Baaaaaaah"" The other one says, ""Fuck, I was gonna say that!"""
"What do you call a half Mexican half German person? A Beaner Schnitzel."
"What do you call a Deer with... No eyes?: **No idea** No eyes and no legs?: **Still no idea** No eyes and no legs, having sex? **Still f*cking no idea** And where do you find it? **Where you left it**"
"2 men walk into a bar... You would think one of them saw it"