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Joke of the Day

"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""

"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."

"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."

"so a man comes into a bar........ Oh wait no it was a horse....... So a man comes into a horse.........."

"Did you see that new porno with the invisible man? He came out of nowhere!"

"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"

"*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*"

"listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?"

"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."