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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"
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"So today my doctor told me I had to quit masturbating. I asked ""Why?"" He says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"What do you call a ship that drives itself? Auto-pirate."
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT 'ER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! ...'ER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! ......you see, i...it's funny because marriage is terrible."
"What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"
"Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower."
"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"
"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"