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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"

"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."

"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"

"Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding"

"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."

"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"

"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"

"I love pteradons They're my favorite dinosoars."

"When a cop pulls you over and asks, ""Papers?"" answer ""Scissors."" then drive away.."