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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ship that drives itself? Auto-pirate."

"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"

"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"I'm going to open a summer camp for kids with ADD And call it 'The Concentration Camp'"

"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison"

"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"

"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""

"Why doesn't Usain Bolt have a girlfriend? Because he's literally the fastest man on earth (get it cuz sex)"

"Did you hear about the recent kidnapping? It's okay, she woke up."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"