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Joke of the Day

"Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower."

"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's father have in common? They pulled out too late."

"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence *edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*"

"Teacher : Tommy put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why Miss I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !"

"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"

"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"

"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."