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Joke of the Day

"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"

"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"

"5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS"

"Lately I've been really honest with people and so far only 47 people are mad at me"

"If Private Ryan was Black...it would be called..""Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."""

"I used to be a narcissist But now look at me"

"England are to have a new captain next week. His name is Roger Smith and he's the pilot for the flight home."

"A Blonde on her way to Disneyland... ...saw a sign that said ""Disneyland, Left"", so she turned around and went home."

"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"

"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"