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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer"

"BAR JOKE So, a guy walks into a bar...."

"Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? Try missing a couple of payments."

"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."

"Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape."

"I sent a text to my friend's mobile: ""Lost my contacts. Send me your number"". He replied with his name and number."

"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"

"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."